Thursday, February 26, 2009

mothers-love it (not)


It's so funny how my mom starts to annoy me with the littlest things- it's like a habit, i swear. You know when you're on the computer and when someone just asks you something really stupid and the you get totally irritated at them for even asking something like that-- It's like that, but a hundred times worse.

my mom still sees me as a baby, oh my gosh you do not know how annoying it is to hear the same thing for 15 in a half years. Every day. My goodness.
You know what she tells me? She still tells me how to take a shower. She demonstrates it like I'm in shower class or something. Step by step, from the 'how to turn on the water' demonstration. Or when I'm brushing my hair, she'll be like "Hailey no no! Do it like this!" --(in Asian accent) or in Korean. It's hilarious...............only for the first month of your life.


She also tells me how to brush my teeth, my god. HELLO I'M FIFTEEN, THANK YOU!
I've been doing this for EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE- except sometimes,... hahha, you know you do too!

But it's really frustrating so i would start making fun of her- playing sarcasm.
"Hailey, when your brush your teeth, scrub it in circles, up and down."
"Mom, would you like me to demonstrate how to brush your green teeth?"
And then she would laugh and choke on her spit- blah blah blah.

I make fun of her that she has green teeth because she smokes- and some smokers, if you really really get a 'close up' at their teeth, it's more green than yellow.

If your curious, you can check it our yourself.
Like in public- or in the bus, you can be like, "Excuse me Miss/Sir, May i see your teeth? I want to check it if it's green."
haha jk.

5 comments:

Audrey said...

Sounds like your Mom is very traditional, and doesn't want you to grow up. As annoying as it is, I believe she is doing these things because she loves you.
There is a comedienne, whose name escapes me, who does a GREAT impersonation of a Korean mom! It is very funny stuff!

Renee said...

Hailey best laugh I have had in ages. Oh my God. Laughed so hard.

I have to admit I actually said to my 33 year old daughter today to remember to thank her aunt for something. I am laughing now because she looked at me like I was retarded. har har

xoxoxo

Thanks doll. Love it.

Renee said...

Hailey best laugh I have had in ages. Oh my God. Laughed so hard.

I have to admit I actually said to my 33 year old daughter today to remember to thank her aunt for something. I am laughing now because she looked at me like I was retarded. har har

xoxoxo

Thanks doll. Love it.

Natalie said...

Hi Hailey! I have a daughter called Haylie and my middle name is Jane. Too funny! My kids probably think that I am like your mother too, ha,ha.I think NOT! My teeth aren't green! :D

Thanks for stopping by.

sxkim said...

lol nice haha